…and really, I did you a favor last night by not blogging. It would have been sloshblogging at best. I would have told you about my drunken MNO, my purple sparkly toes and pretty little Henna design on my arm that I don’t exactly remember getting. Well, sorta.
If I had blogged last night you would have heard my rant on the high school games women play even though we’re grownups and how it’s a lot worse when you’ve had about a bottle of wine to yourself. I would have written about stumbling into a dive bar and how glad I was that I wasn’t drunk enough to karaoke.
Alas, I didn’t blog yesterday. I’m human. You’re glad I didn’t too, aren’t you?
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