I Can See

Thing 2 has an ear infection, Thing 1 has a sinus infection and I have Pink Eye. This could go two ways this morning: Fuck You Flu or, well, maybe only one option.

The pharmacist literally started laughing when she saw me today come in with a prescription for my cough and one for the Pink Eye. She just shook her head at me. But instead of Fuck You Flu, I said:

“My daughter might have an ear infection, but she can hear. My son might have a sinus infection, but he can smell. I have Pink Eye, but I can see.”

So, Fuck You Flu, you can’t bring me down.