My kids are fed up. They’re sick of both of their grandmas being sick. Their sick of us being sick of it. They’re sick of changes in schedule, flip-flopping of dates and things and modifying just about everything. They don’t like it. They hate it. And they’ve decided to replace their grandmothers with a lifesize cardboard cutout.
It started the night of my brother’s wedding: chills, nausea and severe headache. Thing 1 was sick. One day turned to three, then six, then 12. At two weeks, after begging for a flu test, the pediatrician finally told me that it was completely possible my son had Swine Flu, but there was nothing to [...]
Thing 2 has an ear infection, Thing 1 has a sinus infection and I have Pink Eye. This could go two ways this morning: Fuck You Flu or, well, maybe only one option.
The pharmacist literally started laughing when she saw me today come in with a prescription for my cough and one for the [...]
Three bouts of the stomach flu in three months had me at my knees (literally). When I saw this posted in the hallway of Candlestick Park (at the 49ers vs. Redskins game!), I had to grab a picture. Here’s to not needing the Vomitory any time in the near future. var addthis_pub = [...]
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